Welcome to my blog. I'm Bard. This thing began as a lurk base, meant to gather up all of the great art and fandom bits that I found on tumblr. There wasn't supposed to be any particular theme. However, it seems to have become a bit Sherlock heavy, featuring my fic and RP in that fandom, with guest appearances by other fandoms as well. As for me, I'm 24, American, and prone to overlong and pretentious introductions. Will that bother you? Followers should know the worst about each other.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
I made this graphic because some people like to complain that changing the gender/sex of the characters somehow “ruins” or “desecrates” Arthur Conan Doyle’s legacy. Funnily enough nobody ever complains when they are turned into mice, dogs, etc. (Presumably because they are still male.) As you can see there have been several female versions of these characters in the past, and they have hardly ruined anything.
Some of the oldest adaptations only had the actor info for Holmes on IMDB, so either Watson didn’t exist in those films at all, or the actor is unknown. (If he did exist it’s pretty safe to assume he was male.)
I excluded incarnations where Holmes/Watson only appeared once as guest stars in unrelated tv shows. (There were lots.)
Vege- OH! VEGGIE TALES
My heart soars over my favorite robot Watson
So, I’m a bit of a Harry Potter nerd. A recovering one, certainly, but I have the periodic relapses that are common in anyone who spent significant portions of their childhood standing in midnight lines in their father’s graduation robe or shouting nonsense Latin as they pointed sticks at their friends.
I’m also a fan of magic systems as seen in roleplaying games, the more thinky kinds of fantasy novels, and (unfortunately) quite a bit of New Age literature.
I’m also an academic by trade.
This was probably inevitable.
So, my friends, I give you a brief essay that suggests a system that might explain how the magic of Harry Potter works on a theoretical level. It’s probably a work in progress, and I’d love to hear responses to it.
I’m sorry.
fangirl-clad-in-plaid-and-chucks:
Here’s a great collection of art by Alice X. Zhang feauring Loki, Sherlock, Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Katniss Everdeen, Amy Pond, Doctor Who (tenth and eleventh doctor) and Castiel.
THIS ARTIST! I. Just.. AH!
oh look, my fave fanartist of all time is on my dash
*casually reblogs*
I love this artist
also, casual reminder of why we should hate her a little bit:
yeah, that was her too.
Hello BBC Sherlock fandom, we’re going to talk about Sebastian Moran today. And by talk about him, I mean I am going to put up a large number of friendly reminders about canon. While headcanon is well and good (and Moran, as a minor character in ACD and a nonexistent character in BBC thus far, is more headcanon than anything else), canon is canon for a reason. Please remember the following when writing Sebastian.
- His father has a canonical name and occupation: Sir Augustus Moran, Ambassador to Persia. While Persia comprised several modern-day countries, the most likely modern-day substitution would be Iran. Yes, Sebastian’s father was knighted, which was and still is a Very Big Deal.
- He attended Eaton and Oxford public schools. So Sebastian attended a very nice boarding school and got into a really fantastic college. Both of them are expensive, so between this and the his father’s position as an ambassador pretty much spells out he was born into money.
- He is a published author. He has written and published two books, “Heavy Game of the Western Himalayas” and “Three Months in the Jungle”. Whether the latter is autobiographical or an adventure novel is open to interpretation, it is never stated what the books are about.
- So let’s review so far. He was born into money, is highly educated, and has written two books. Three things the fandom forgets really, really often, especially when they write him as being stupid or semi-illiterate. Now let’s go on.
- He is stated as having “the brow of a philosopher above and the jaw of a sensualist below”. Once again, since in Doyle’s time a lot of stock was put into a person’s face and how it related to their personality, he is actually really intelligent, although obviously not smart enough to outwit Holmes. As such he is not smarter than Moriarty, either, but he is damn smart.
- “The man must have started with great capacities for good or for evil” Holmes goes on to speculate that he went bad because his father went bad, so we can safely assume his father was also a bag of dicks.
- Continuing his physical description, “cruel blue eyes, with drooping, cynical lids”, “threatening deep-lined brow” and “a fierce, aggressive nose”.
- His eyes are canonically blue, it doesn’t matter what your headcanon eye color is for him, if you write about his eyes being any color than blue and colored contacts are not involved you are wrong. They are also repeatedly described as savage, shining, and cruel, Doyle sees fit to mention them multiple times.
- He has facial scars. ”His face was gaunt and swarthy, scored with deep, savage lines” And he has a tan, presumably from the army or the jungle or both.
- He is mentioned several times as having an enormous, bushy mustache but since Watson doesn’t appear to have his in BBC either, I’ll let that one slide. Which is just as well, because can you really imagine Martin Freeman with a mustache?
- He lives on Conduit Street.Some contemporaries, like Newman (Hound of the D’urbervilles) have taken this and run with it, making Conduit Street the sort of evil equivalent of Baker Street, and making Moran the flatmate of Moriarty in much the same way Holmes and Watson are. Anyway, it’s not all that important but it still drives me nuts when people give him an address and it’s not Conduit street.
- Homes mentions his bag of tigers being “unrivaled”, implying the tiger Sebastian killed in the drain pipe was far from the only one he’s killed, since he is a heavy game hunter and a shikari.
- He was not only there at the Fall, he actually shoved boulders down the cliff face at Holmes until he thought he was dead. Dear god, I hope that transfers to him making Sherlock’s fake suicide hard in BBC.
- That’s about it, thanks for listening.
- I don’t mean to be angry, really, I don’t. But if you’re going to write a modern AU version of Sebastian Moran and stick him in with the BBC cast, please make sure to pay attention to what Doyle actually said about him! Thank.
Right, well. =pulls up soapbox=
This is a fantastic resource, but it makes me see red around the corners of my eyes for a couple of reasons. Primary among those is that it overlooks a basic truth about this fandom.
We are writing fanfic of fanfic.
BBC’s take on Sherlock Holmes is just one of the most recent of a long line of adaptations since Conan Doyle. It’s taken its fair share of liberties with canon, just as all the rest do. (John’s limp, Mycroft’s laziness, Jim’s profession - all huge details in canon, all very different here.) We are operating from a /different/ canon. Any references back to ACD are because we’re going out of our way to make a specific stylistic choice, usually because we think it’s going to be fun. Not because we’re obligated. So this is all fun, and fine, but INCREDIBLY unimportant to how any one author chooses to write Seb.
Canon is not an obligation. It’s a resource. Thank.
(Also, deep lines on his face could just mean that he has wrinkles, or pronounced facial features. Facial scars are awesome, but not mandated even within canon. But GOD FORBID we have an old Seb, no, only pretty people allowed in my fanfic.)
Apparently some ideas about PTSD and John Watson have been going around again: 1) adventure with Sherlock has miraculously cured John of PTSD, or, 2) alternatively, John never had PTSD in the first place because of his steadiness during danger.
I need to make this announcement again, even though I’ve made it before.
Mycroft: Fire her. She’s got it the wrong way around. You’re under stress right now and your hand is perfectly steady. You’re not haunted by the war, Dr Watson. You miss it.
JUST BECAUSE MYCROFT SAID IT, DOESN’T MEAN IT’S TRUE.
IN FACT, MYCROFT, THIS STATEMENT DISGUSTS ME.
Especially telling John what he’s not haunted by, when John has nightmares he wakes up yelling, panting, and sobbing from.
Mycroft’s completely wrong, because PTSD psychological literature, and more importantly, real people with PTSD, myself included, will tell you that we can be less anxious/symptomatic during moments of crisis than during calm moments. PTSD psychological literature and real people with PTSD can tell you that RISK-SEEKING CAN BE A PTSD COPING MECHANISM.
Just a few (of many) examples of PTSD and how risk-seeking can temporarily alleviate symptoms:
- PTSD is sometimes considered tied to the “fight or flight” mechanism. When it’s actually relevant to actually fight or flee, then the panic can be channeled somewhere.
- PTSD can cause several types of dissociation, which is also a coping mechanism. If you, for instance, are in an intensely dangerous situation, you might feel completely separate from a situation and even your own body, and maybe even feel like the situation is a dream or otherwise fake. This might make other panic-related symptoms fade or go away entirely for a time, with calm detachment/numbness setting in instead. If you’re not real, it’s not real, you’re not connected to anything, you might not panic in the least (though, really, this in and of itself is a form of extreme panic that just paradoxically seems to be the opposite).
- Alternatively, risky situations can make you feel so alive, real, grounded, and non-dissociated that giddiness or gleefulness can set in regardless of how bad the situation is, and temporarily take away other symptoms. In this way, it can get addictive to seek out risk that makes you feel alive.
… Does this sound at all like a character we know and love?
(Edited to add: For a different pop culture reference, please see Season 6 of Buffy and Buffy’s risk-seeking behavior as she copes with dissociation/PTSD. I seriously think this will help you understand John.)
I could go on, but honestly I already have— I discuss John’s PTSD in depth in this fic. The stuff Ella says in Chapter 3, for instance? Doesn’t match John’s immediate needs, and invokes the sort of unhelpfully easy usage of words like “healing” that I have experienced from therapists time and time again, and is therefore a “bad” therapy session for him. However, a lot of what she’s saying is true. Post-traumatic stress disorder is named POST for a reason. Mid-trauma, people do not necessarily have symptoms. THIS DOES NOT MEAN THEY DON’T HAVE, WON’T HAVE, HAVE NEVER HAD (etc etc) PTSD.
And guess what? CRIME SCENES, KIDNAPPING, HIGH-SPEED CHASES— THESE ARE ALL HIGH-ADRENALINE “MID-TRAUMA” SCENARIOS.
Basically, if people without PTSD claim John doesn’t have PTSD, I’m going to side-eye them intensely. Ditto with people without PTSD who use Sherlock’s supposed “curing” of John to unproblematically jumpstart a romantic or sexual relationship between them. Do you think they have so little to connect them that you have to use that to prove that Johnlock makes sense?
tl;dr - John Watson has PTSD.
(Source: quequieresmrmorden)
No.
To lots of it, but especially to Game of Thrones and Breaking Bad. AND THE ANIME ONE.
I mean, I know it’s a joke. But seriously.
How to Describe Anything You Love to Anyone
“Oh, have you seen (Current Obsession)? It’s got (Actors) in it, and it deals really well with (Themes.) Of course there are (Problems, oh god the problems) but if you liked (Slightly similar thing) you’ll probably like this! And then we can have something to talk about, regardless of our other interests, because you are (important enough that I want to share something that makes me happy/stuck with me in a room for eight hours a day).”
(Source: neonuar)
…your choice of letters gives me sudden Cowboy Bebop feels, Anon.
E - Have you added anything stupid/cracky/hilarious to your fandom, if so, what
I do not think I have this sort of clout in any of my fandoms. If anything, I have Molly Holmes, who has infected a few people but is not the pervasive, invasive infection presence that Hamish is.
I - Has tumblr caused you to stop liking any fandoms, if so, which and why
Hmmm. Not really? I get /tired/ of people, sometimes. I’ve tumblr saviored…. Oh wait. No. Glee. I’m /sick/ of the fact of Glee existing, mostly because I loved it so much at first and the fandom is so /annoying/.
N - Your favorite fanfiction or fanauthor
Oooooh. Currently, it is probably bendingsignpost. He has never done anything I found less than delightful. Overall, it might be copperbadge. (People I know do not cooount.)
I’ll be happy if one of these men will play Sebastian Moran on BBC Sherlock.
I’ll be happy if ANYBODY plays Sebastian Moran on BBC Sherlock.
That said, I’m very attached to our fandom’s faceless usually-blonde, mostly-scarred Sebby.
Then suddenly, arting.
Doing a little minicomic thing based on an rp from the other night with atrickstertype.
In case you couldn’t tell, I really, really liked it. First I’ve ever played Sherlock… and as a hobo no less, and what happens? I find a lovely, lovely John who tells me that I’m a…
Oh my god, I just saw this.
WHY WOULD I MIND? We should play again! Like, no really!
ALSO ART.
I don’t want this year to end. I don’t want the next season of Sherlock to come.
Not yet. I’m glad there’s time. I’m glad we have this, right now, this perfect little haven of Sherlock fandom where there are hedgehogs and otters and teacups and umbrellas and pigeons and all these things make sense to us.
I’m afraid that things will change, that johnlock will be different, that we will meet Mary Morstan, that Moriarty will stay dead, and that Moran won’t be the blond brawler who smokes and drinks too much played by fassy or cparks.
I know that things have to change, and that canon shall storm on through and that Moffat shall crush our dreams and all our Moran headcanons and most of our Mormor headcanons.
But right now, this year, it’s always 1895. And everything is safe and good and hurts beautifully and the fandom is filled with brilliant, talented writers and artists and deducers, creating wonders and solving the many-layered puzzle that is the Reichenbach Fall.
I just want to stay here, forever, where the johnlock and the mormor are blossoming out and shifting and adapting into these beautiful fanon creations that we share among the hive-mind. I don’t want the next season to come, not yet. I’m glad we have the time still to wait.
Just leave me here, in the summer of 1895.
This is lovely. This is /really/ lovely.
Hey guys, remember the odd request I posted a while ago? The one where I was going to have fandom photos in my stairwell instead of family photos?
Well, here it is so far. They’re not the best quality, yet, and I need to run down and get some more frames before it becomes really impressive, but progress has been made. I’m pretty damn amused, if I do say so myself.
Hey all. Here’s a bit of an odd request.
So, my flatmate and I have a stairway, but none of the customary family photos that we are expected to hang in it. Since we’re a fandom household, and unrepentant at that, we’ve decided to hang /fandom/ photos instead. So I’m asking you for recommendations. I was going to ask for monochrome of your favourite fandoms, whether actors or in-character, but I’d like to change that to group shots! Especially looking for Supernatural, Doctor Who, Lord of The Rings, Game of Thrones, True Blood, Mirrormask… but if you can send Star Trek or whatever you’re currently dwelling on that would also be lovely. (Yes, we already have Sherlock. What do you take me for?)
So yes! TLDR: Rec me your favourite group photos from the fandoms and ships you love.
So what of it? What’s your favourite picture?
Hey all. Here’s a bit of an odd request.
So, my flatmate and I have a stairway, but none of the customary family photos that we are expected to hang in it. Since we’re a fandom household, and unrepentant at that, we’ve decided to hang /fandom/ photos instead. So I’m asking you for recommendations. I want black and white photographs of your favourite fandoms, whether actors or in-character. Especially looking for Supernatural, Doctor Who, Lord of The Rings, Game of Thrones, True Blood, Mirrormask… but if you can send Star Trek or whatever you’re currently dwelling on that would also be lovely. (Yes, we already have Sherlock. What do you take me for?)
So what of it? What’s your favourite picture?
Johnlock: super-vanilla, because it’s such a low-hanging fruit pairing practically everyone enjoys. Oral sex.
Mormor: as intense or non-/dubcon-tastic as the participants like, or can even flirt with being just plain cute. Has ‘continuum of kinkiness.’ General BDSM.
Mystrade: not the first thing that comes to mind when you think ‘passionate, life-affirming, sexiest of sex’, but definitely a given in the bedroom/everyone’s head canon. Sweet, gentle, less pornographic than lots of other ships. Missionary.
Sherlolly/Molock: sort of a starter ship, a stage most people go through. Not particularly hot, and not something you talk about in public for fear of the judgement of Johnlock shippers. Teenaged dry humping.
Molliarty: something kinky, because that’s a dark ship, but also kind of a sexy, violent one. Bondage.
Sheriarty: lots of fun for everyone, but for both parties to get off requires them to be fighting desperately the whole time. Fantasy rape-play.
Holmescest: like most incestuous ships, just a little beyond the pale for most people, not even in the realm of what a vanilla shipper will consider. Perhaps moderately intriguing to those who’ve grown tired of the standard fare. Watersports.
Johnstrade: sort of functional for those only passingly familiar with the canon due to the common values of the people involved, but on closer inspection it takes a lot of work for it to happen to everyone’s satisfaction. What they really have as a shared interest is a third party. Threesome.
Sherstrade: obvious. Daddy!kink.
Anderdino: something someone just made up one day that, to their eternal surprise, still gets talked about. Donkey punch.
Sallderson: universally acknowledged in fanon, but not something most of us want to spend time thinking/talking/writing about. More unpleasant the more you think about the details. Felching.
Anderlock: not a sadomasochistic pairing, the sort of enemyshipping that happens in every fandom ever. Instead based on a fetishization of irritation, the casual dislike of things no one really likes. E-stim.
Mythea: good as a background ship, perhaps an odd reference in an otherwise gen or Johnlock fic, but as a main course, lacking in substance and requiring a lot of detail-massaging to make happen. Dirty talk.
Johncroft: a fringe pairing, unrealistic and off-putting to generic fans, and wildly hot to those who ship it. Clear dominance on Mycroft’s end, but both characters are usually written to benefit from the relationship. Anal.
Jarah: an unpleasant necessity. Sarah’s appearance in two episodes gave her enough of a canonical presence for her to show up in fanworks, but no one’s happy about it. Usually only included for the sake of breaking up the pairing so that John can get with Sherlock. Boring, tedious work that ends happily. Handjob.
Jolly: as the name suggests, a happy pairing, very sweet and light on angst or thinking. Easy to smile about on a Sunday morning, but a difficult one to get worked up about on a Friday night. Light frottage.
Johnthea: the last refuge of the het!John shipper who thinks Jarah’s too plain and Jolly’s a joke; an act of desperation, a final attempt to get off without trying anything too gay or otherwise exciting. Mutual masturbation.
Watsran: a case of settling—each party is getting something, but neither of them are happy or fulfilled, and their relationship is fast, angry, selfish, and ultimately unsatisfying. Bad 69.
Irenelock: a rampantly sexual pairing consisting largely of a battle for dominance. Defies the sexual orientation of both characters. The only ship in which Sherlock would conceivably take orders from a woman. Pegging.
Moriadler: for shippers dark enough to want Jim as a romantic interest, but not so dark as to ship him with Sherlock or John. Fraught with self-interest, dominance-plays, and manipulation, but no real harm taken on either side. Bloodplay.
Myrene: a relationship based even more firmly in powerplays than Irenelock, and a sight more dangerous besides; Irene’s safety is potentially compromised, as are Mycroft’s job and influence. Not endorsed by the majority of fandom, but not necessarily OOC for either character, so not outside the bounds of fanon-acceptance. Dangerous but not unheard of. Erotic asphyxiation.
Jorene: not a power struggle so much as a complete surrender of power; John’s a BAMF and all, but there is zero chance that he gets any say in what happens in his bedroom when Irene’s there. Slave roleplay.
Morcroft: a subtler power struggle than Sheriarty or Myrene. Much more cerebral, at least based on Moriarty’s victory even when physically contained. Orgasm denial.
Hoopovan: lesbian for the sake of lesbianism; seriously, people looking that hard for femmeslash should be rule 63-ing Sherlock, not grabbing random ladies and pushing them into a closet together. The most lesbianest sex. Tribadism.
Sherbastian: a pairing that could literally never happen without one or both partners using the sex as revenge. Sadistic, unlikely, and avoided by possibly the entire fandom. Piquerism.
Anderstrade: only supported for gay Yarder-on-Yarder sex. Wildly rare and leaves the rest of the public confused and unsettled. Vore.
Dimstrade: supported by the three Sherlock fans who remember Dimmock’s appearance on the show and feel the baffling need to explore his sexuality, and ignored by everyone else. Probably awkward and ultimately boring. Circlejerk.
Clarry: canonically a tough relationship, but the details are up to the imagination of the fans; again, it’s not something anyone would write an entire fic for unless they wanted to make most of it up. Disagreeable to outsiders, more widespread than most will admit, and unfulfilling. Rimming.
Hudslock: based on their huge age difference and familial relationship… Spanking.
Viclock (Victor Trevor/Sherlock): used by the fandom to make Sherlock sexually experienced. Something people do to make themselves seem cool and worldly. Unprotected sex.
Wilklock: like Sherlock’s assumed relationship with Victor Trevor, serves as a device to round out Sherlock’s romantic history—either to counter the popular ‘virgin-til-John’ trope, to give Sherlock a history of sexual abuse, or both. Usually appears as background info in Johnlock fics. Less fulfilling than the main event. Intercrural.
Knightson (Henry Knight/John): doggy style. That’s clever, right?
Sorry, this is going to be my space of incoherent screams of fandom rage. Please wander on if that’s not what you’re looking for.
Because I /despise/ the parts of fandom that judge other fans, their pairings, or their preferences, especiallywhen they oversimplify the people they are judging. This is a cute idea, sure, but there’s a lot of inherent prejudice against certain pairings (and sex acts) here, not to mention the author grossly underselling the creativity, passion, and intelligence of this fandom. Sherlockians are some of the few fans I’ve seen spend dozens of chapters and hundreds of pages turning a ship that might just be two pretty people having sex into a character-driven, creative, intelligent discussion of power dynamics, or sexual politics, or whatever floats their boat. We’ve /created/ characters that are main parts of fanon, we’ve expanded and questioned minor roles, we’ve shipped two men who don’t share screentime. Every single John I’ve seen has a new take on a really complex character- same with Sherlock, same with Jim. So to say that they /can/ or /cannot/ do anything, out of context is profoundly missing the point. A character in fandom can do anything their author pleases. That’s true especially if that author is willing to work with them until it makes sense to their readers, but it’s also true without that sort of dedication. There is a reason PWP exists.
So verily I say unto you, if you get off on intercrural or Knightson, Clarry or top! John Jorene, go for it. Write it, draw it, RP it. If it’s not my thing, I’ll stay respectfully away and wish you all the best.
(Source: hosekisama)
oh my GOD
My life is complete
OH MY GOD!
Help, I can’t stop laughing, I keep picturing my Gran dancing to that XD
OH MY GOD.
Oh this is just everything I want at the moment…
ohmahgod. Sherlock fans, just listen to it. THIS IS BRILLIANT
(Source: bilbosfeet)