Welcome to my blog. I'm Bard. This thing began as a lurk base, meant to gather up all of the great art and fandom bits that I found on tumblr. There wasn't supposed to be any particular theme. However, it seems to have become a bit Sherlock heavy, featuring my fic and RP in that fandom, with guest appearances by other fandoms as well. As for me, I'm 24, American, and prone to overlong and pretentious introductions. Will that bother you? Followers should know the worst about each other.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
THIRTY THREE YEARS OF TIMELINE IN TEN MINUTES YOU FUCKERS
There’s also another video I’ll upload later that will address some stuff that hasn’t been timelined/written yet; this is almost entirely stuff that’s been written and posted, beginning with Runs in the Family and ending with What Dreams May Come, a chapter of Moran Family Values; this does not include anything written by anyone but Blue and me. I think. Except J.
Yet.
The full collection can be found here.
(PSA for those who don’t know: while Siobhan is more correctly said “chevonne”, it’s spelled out in the very first fic that both Jim and Bhan pronounce it phonetically; it’s established in What About the Boy that Jim has some Issues with gaelic pronunciations.)
Oh
Good
GOD
Fic: "Better"
Author: colonel-captain
Pairings: Sebastian Moran/John Watson, Sebastian Moran/Jim Moriarty, Sherlock Holmes & John Watson
Rating: M
Summary: For Shayvaalski’s prompt: John is tender in ways Sebastian doesn’t necessarily know how to deal with; Sebastian has no regrets about (and even misses) a relationship with Jim that seems, from John’s point of view, dangerous and foreign. I want to know how they deal with those things about each other, in bed and out.
Length: 4503MOTHERFUCKERS DO YOU REMEMBER THIS FIC
THE MYSTERY JOHNBASTIAN BREAKING THE SEX MOLD ONE THAT I NEVER WORKED OUT WHO FUCKING WROTE IT BECAUSE THERE WAS LITERALLY NO PERSONAL INFORMATION ON THE AO3 OR TUMBLR
AND IT WAS A LAST-MINUTE FILL SO IT WASN’T AN OFFICIAL PARTICIPANT IN BREAKING THE SEX MOLD
IT WAS FUCKING BLUE AND BARD AND ERICA
THEY WROTE IT TOGETHER AND THEN DIDN’T TELL ME FOR SIX
FUCKING
MONTHS
#MOTHER FUCK #BREAKING THE SEX MOLD #YOU LITTLE BASTARDS #TREESONG #ANDTHEBLUESTBLUE #GOODMANOFMINE #ATRICKSTERTYPE #JOHNBASTIAN #THEY DID IT TO MAKE ME HAPPY #WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE SUCH SWEETHEARTS FOR FRIENDS #SNEAKY SNEAKY SWEETHEARTS
I’M SO GLAD THIS FINALLY CAME OUT OH MY FUCKING GOD
I WANTED TO TELL YOU SO BADLY
I SEEM TO REMEMBER SCREAMING AT BLUE IN THE GOOGLE DOC GOING ‘I’M POLY DON’T YOU UNDERSTAND I CAN’T KEEP SECRETS FROM PEOPLE I CARE ABOUT I NEED TOTAL HONESTY ALL THE TIME OH MY GOD’ AND BLUE WAS JUST LIKE ‘IT’LL BE FINE SHHHHHH’ AND I WAS LIKE ‘OH GOD I HOPE IT’S OKAY’
SO YEAH I’M GLAD YOU’RE HAPPY ABOUT IT AND YEAH WE ALL LOVE YOU A LOT OK GEEZ
YEAH NO THAT DEFINITELY HAPPENED
THERE WAS ALSO THE GREAT CONVERSATION WHERE ERICA AND I WERE LIKE “BUT BLUE WHEN WILL WE TELL HIR?” AND HE WAS LIKE “UH MAYBE NEVER MAYBE IN THREE YEARS OR SO BECAUSE THE SECRET WILL EAT ME UP INSIDE BUT I JUST REALLY THINK ZE WOULD LIKE IT BETTER FROM A STRANGER??”
AND SO WE SIGNED ON TO THE GOOD SHIP SECRECY
AND THEN HIJINKS
SO MANY HIJINKS
THE HIGHEST
BUT I’M GLAD YOU LIKE IT BROTHER MINE, WE’RE ALL PRETTY BIG FANS OF YOU Y’KNOW SO BE HAPPY AND STUFF
Army Johnbastian Angst
John is phoenixfeathersinupdrafts
Seb is atrickstertype (Who hasn’t done this in forever and GOD WAS IT AWESOME)
&ou’re chatting with a random stranger. Say hello!
You and the stranger both like johnstian, mormor, teenlock, Johnlock, Sherlock, and parentlock.
Stranger: ((Armylock AU)) Seb, you heading back to base? My regiment’s moving out tomorrow, so it’d be good to see you. JW
Friendly reminder
Hey guys.
Psst.
In case you’ve forgotten.
Except for rare and brief posts here, I’m over at goodmanofmine until Sherlock series 3 airs.
Because I REFUSE to be spoiled.
<3
The new game begins.
Cause teenagers scare, the living shit out of me
They could care less as long as someone’ll bleed
It’s not going to be done for this Tuesday, so have a WIP. I’ll colour him for next week. Just having a day where the lines are actually cooperating with me and it feels amazing.
Teen Jim working on something nefarious and crafty in his underwear, sometimes it’s just hard to be a genius while wearing trousers. Lookit his scrawny gangly little limbs <3 What a cutie.
And instead of being productive, I drew Fem!lock which is something I really don’t understand but I thought I would try it since everyone else has. I imagine she’d definitely have that haughty model look all the time.
BARD LOOK
I SEE IT
Credit:
Karen Hallion
(Source: offfwithhishead)
In medieval culture, an event like a royal christening is not a private party; it’s the public social event of the year. To not invite any person of rank to such an event is a deadly insult.
Maleficent is certainly someone you wouldn’t want at a party, but she’s also someone powerful enough that only a fool would ever dare treat her with such blatant disrespect. The only way the King and Queen could possibly have gotten away with not inviting Maleficent was to not invite any of the fairies at all; inviting the other fairies and excluding her is explicitly taking sides in the conflict between the fairy factions.
Which means they made themselves her sworn enemies, and she responded by treating them as such from then on. If you actually get into analyzing the social dynamics of the scene, it’s very clear that Maleficent was willing to show mercy at first by giving the King and Queen a chance to apologize for their disrespect to her. She doesn’t curse Aurora until after she gives them that chance and they throw it back in her face with further disrespect.
And yeah, if the King and Queen had done the properly respectful thing and invited her, Maleficent would have given Aurora a scary awesome present. Moreover so would the other fairies, because at that point both sides would be using it as an opportunity to show off and one-up each other. What they gave her before Maleficent showed up was basically just trivial party favors by fairy standards.
How do you know so much about the social dynamics of medieval fairies
Y’ask me, they kinda brought this upon themselves.
(Source: britta-perry)
“Out of the Cage”
A drawing companion to For Me This is Heaven by thunder_nari, as part of Supernatural/J2 Big Bang. Please read the fic ^o^ PDF version available
I actually had the most fun drawing this one lol
BROTPs → Bang Bang and Stephen, The Brothers Bloom [2008].
I love this movie so much.
